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The Death Pool – NCPHL Officially Dead

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of myself, I shall not fear myself. Ha Ha Ha  A little funeral humor for you good people there.

The National Collegiate Prospects Hockey League.  Also known as the United States Great Train Wreck is finally, officially dead.  Gone, done, finished, and lets all hope never to return.

Wow, this absolutely embarrassing league was doomed from the very start.  Hideous and even racist logos designed by the worst clip art team in history.  Teams folding, only to be replaced by new teams in the same location the next day, to have those new teams fold a few weeks later.

Cancelled games.  Teams playing partial schedules.  The worlds worst hockey website.  Need I say more?

Left holding the bag are the Lake Erie Eagles, Maniwaki Mustangs, Ottawa Sharp Shooters, and possibly another Canadian based team.

Erie has a roster ready to go, Maniwaki and Ottawa do as well.  Another team is also said to have a roster.  So what happens to them?

Well the CPJHL comes to the rescue that’s what happens.  The Canadian Premier Junior Hockey League comes in and saves these teams asses.  And saving their asses would probably be an understatement.

The CPJHL is a lot more organized, and heading into year two, looks like they know what they are doing.  Absorbing four more teams immediately puts the CPJHL right in the middle of recruiting legitimate players moving forward.

Going from eight teams at the end of last season to fourteen teams this year will allow for enough variety in scheduling to get some real players interested in the league.  Ohhhhhhh shit.  Wait just one hot second.

This CPJHL thing is taking up a lot of territory from everyone’s favorite shit show, the GMHL!  Ohhhhhh damn, talk about turning up the heat.  Now all the kids that get screwed in the “G” will have a lot more options to turn to.

This has the makings of one sweeet little turf war in Ontario!  Oh hell yeah.  Lets get that shit started!

The NCPHL.  The shit show that kept on giving.  I am gonna miss these guys.  For real, they were like freakin clock work.  I could count on a great story concerning their screw ups at least once a month.

Stick around boys and girls we got more good shit on the way!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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