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The Death Pool – NCPHL’s Pittsburgh Kings Lose Game Of Thrones

Don’t you just love summer?  I know I do.  The sun is out, the grills are fired up, and we got pay to play teams going from intensive care to intensively rotting corpse!  Ha Ha Ha

Lets hear a big round of applause for the Pittsburgh Kings.  Seriously, lets give them a big send off because they didn’t wait for the NCPHL to fall on its face.

Pittsburgh Kings owner, Cory Myers confirmed to TJHN that he has pulled the plug on the life support machine.  Kicked the damn thing right out of the wall actually, and he aint looking back.

I mean how messed up is it that the “league”, and I say “league” when referring to the NCPHL along the same lines as some people call elephant shit a “turd”.  But yeah, the “league” actually charged this guy money for his franchise!

Money for an NCPHL franchise?  Seriously?  Money for an NCPHL franchise?  That’s like trying to charge someone for the right to take a dump on a Monday morning!

But hey, the NCPHL is doing its thing.  I mean it really has to be a tough job to organize a schedule that gets changed every week because some teams wont play other teams.  And some teams just tell you to go to hell because the league is a joke.  You know, those pesky little things that all shit shows go through.

But hey, lets hear it for Mr. Myers for pulling the plug.  Hell yeah, you got to respect a guy who says he got screwed and he aint going to allow other people to get screwed by sticking around.  Now that’s some stand up guy shit right there.

This guy finished the season and is now walking away.  Good for him.

But hey, what does the league do?  Nothing.  They keep the Kings logo on the site and try to tell people they will have 11 teams.  They try to get kids and parents who have no clue whats going on to write them checks and then when its too late they are stuck with the shit show.

That is until more NCPHL shit shows implode.  We are putting the over under on 4 more NCPHL “organizations” blowing up, or leaving the “league” in the next 8 weeks.

On a positive note, rumors on the east coast have the NCPHL declaring itself Tier I Non Junior Hockey.  Rumor is they want to lay claim to being the number one shit league of all the shit leagues.  While it was recommended by a marketing expert that using Tier I would not be a good idea, the league is rumored to have said;

“If we are going to be a steaming pile of shit.  Then damn it we are going to be the biggest, smelliest, steaming pile of shit in all of hockey history.”

Now that is one way to make a claim on number one!

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*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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