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The Death Pool – Players Traded From NAHL To NA3HL Do Not Have To Report

You know, normally, most of the shit we put on here is pretty funny tongue and cheek kind of stuff.  Get a good laugh, poke some fun at some dumbasses, and get through our Monday mornings.

But this bullshit of forcing NAHL players to NA3HL teams either by trade or by loan has to end.

Little news flash for ya players…….

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REPORT!!!!  You are a free agent if you are not on the NAHL team protected list and you can sign anywhere!!!!

Don’t be threatened into going to some shit hole NA3HL team.  Do not ruin your resume by playing one game for one shit team because they “need help” and your NAHL team says you should go and get the ice time.

Seriously, how the hell are you parents looking in the mirror when you tell your kids that putting a single NA3HL game on their resume is going to help them?  Pull your heads out of your asses and breath the clean air.

The only reason you go to the NA3HL is because you have no other place on the face of the earth to play.  And if you made an NAHL team, you can go to multiple leagues in Canada or the NCDC instead of the NA3HL.

Why would you do go to the NA3?  The NAHL coach is going to “blackball” you if you don’t help this team out?  Are you really that stupid?  Do you think any other Tier II coach is going to not take a player who can help his team?  This isn’t the freakin 1970’s where coaches just ran shit.

Oh and if your adviser tells you its a good idea…..Fire him cause he is as good as a pile of….

Most of the time this comes up when your NAHL owner owns, or is connected to some NA3HL team that did a shit job of recruiting.  Why are you going to damage your resume for someone who cant even do their job?  I am still continually amazed at how freakin stupid some people are to go for this bullshit.  WOW

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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