You know just when I begin to think that the week will be slow, and I can take some time off, I get some emails and boom there’s some stupid shit to write about. We have such a great group of tipsters, keep up the great work!
So, it seems as though we just cant figure out how to spot the child porn people. Yep, the background testing doesn’t seem to be working. I mean forget the fact that you can just look at some people and know there is something freakin wrong with them. Yeah, I know, its funny right. But we have all done it. You see someone and just know they have some kind of issue and you can pick them out in a crowd.
But I digress. We need to address Mr. Christopher Rollo, the 52 year old elementary school teacher and hockey coach. Yep, Mr. Rollo, was known as Cody Clark on the internet and he has been charged with two counts of Luring a Child, and one count of impersonation, and one count of possession of child pornography.
Rollo has been a girls hockey coach for years up in Ontario. But the good old coach was found to be living a double life on the internet going after girls the same age as the ones he was coaching. I wonder how those background checks work anyway?
Then we got Jennifer Leanne Crosbie, 36, of Anoka Minnesota, faces one felony charge of theft by diverting corporate property. The complaint says between May 2016 and July 2018, Crosbie was the treasurer of the Coon Rapids Cardinal Hockey Red Line Club where she had sole access to the club’s financial accounts and debit card.
Crosbie admitted she took funds from the club for personal use in her statement to police. If convicted, Crosbie faces between zero and 20 years in prison and/or a $30,000-$100,000 fine. Because trying to “fine” someone who just got charged for stealing who clearly doesn’t have the money makes a whole lot of sense! Excellent work.
Then we got the Pacific Junior Hockey League. Yep, the PJHL. See the league tried to kick out the Surrey Knights team because of their donkey of an owner who was accused of assaulting another teams coach and player during a game. That owner? Former enforcer John Craighead.
Yes, these old enforcer types make the best coaches don’t they? They all seem to have so much success actually teaching skills don’t they? (sarcasm intended) But moving on…..
The PJHL tried to kick the team out of the league, but couldn’t even follow its own rules and get their shit together in a timely or organized manner.
Its taken three years to settle this shit because the league delayed in filing anything to get Craighead out of the league! Yes, I am sure they are doing everything possible to promote its players to higher levels and that’s why they cant get their shit together. Ha Ha Ha
Ahhhhhh yes. We have some teams on the verge of folding this week. Looks like players are figuring out its time to jump ship. Then we have a coach, a Tier III coach, who is rumored to be on his way to his third head coaching position in his third State this year. More on that ultra successful bullshit once confirmed.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
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