The Death Pool – Reports From The Court House

What happening boys and girls?!?!?!  Everyone enjoying summer vacation?  Hanging out at the beach, chillin with friends?  Hell yeah that’s what I am talkin about.

Well we got some people that haven’t gotten the summer vacation time to chill out message.  Or maybe its the summer heat that got to their heads?

Lets all say hello to Randy Lee.  Good old Randy is the Assistant Genral Manager of the NHL’s Ottawa Senators!  Hell yeah Randy, you got a sweet ass job, and you’re in the show.  All kinds of cool shit going on up there.

Speaking of cool shit though Randy, how freakin cool was it that you just got arraigned and suspended by your team right before the draft.  You know for harassing a female shuttle driver during the NHL scouting combine.

According to a Buffalo Police Department report, the allegation says the shuttle passenger (Randy Lee) offered to massage parts of the driver’s body and then “tried to get (the driver) to look at his groin area because he had an erection.”

Seriously?  This is how you try to wheel a girl who is driving a shuttle you NHL big shot?  What a freakin loser.

How about Tina Ruggerio who was recently charged in a Long Island Court Room with embezzling over 150 Grand from a youth hockey association!  Classy bitch right there boys.  Yep, got to keep those nails done when you spend time in Miami.  Welcome to the world of try getting that shit done in prison dummy!  Ha Ha Ha

In more awesome Ottawa Senators news, Monika Caryk, the girlfriend of player Mike Hoffmanis being alleged to have harassed Melinda Karlsson.  Melinda Karlsson just happens to be the wife of NHL super star Erik Karlsson.  Yeah, not cool or even remotely human behavior to wish someone loses their child.  That’s just plain fucked up. And there is a special place in hell for people like Monika.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.