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The Death Pool – Reports From The Court House

The Death Pool – Reports From The Court House

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You know, it really is amazing how some people can fool other people for so long.  I mean, some of these sexual predators just didn’t wake up one morning and think that’s what they would like to become.

Seriously, someone has to be able to see something in these sick shits when they are growing up.  Do they just chose to ignore it or what?

Anyway, lets get too it;

Justin Maska, has been fired from his camp counselor job.  Too bad he wasn’t there to do it in person because this “hockey coach” was busy in the county lock up already.  Yep, its just common place for adult men to as 12 year old girls for inappropriate pictures you sick shit.

Maybe Justin and Andrew LeColst like to exchange notes, or can become pen pals.  Good old Andrew was just indicted on one count of indecent assault and battery on a child under 14 and three counts of rape on a child.  All while being a High School hockey coach and teacher.

I think Andrew’s days as an EMT and Firefighter in Middleton Mass. might be coming to a fairly abrupt ending.  You would think the City of Middleton would have looked into why someone suddenly becomes an EMT after working in the school system.

How about old Richard McSween of St. Catharines Ontario?  Old Dick was asking some teen age boys for picture of their…… Yep.  Seems like sometimes people just have the appropriate name given to them at birth eh?  This sick shit was a volunteer coach in Niagara Falls and will likely be getting handed his sentence fairly soon.

Then we got Randy Lee of the Ottawa Senators.  You remember old randy old Randy don’t you?  Charges from his actions pending in Buffalo finally lead to this good old boy stepping down as Assistant General Manager of the NHL club.  Nice work boys.  But hey, people step down from their jobs all the time when they didn’t do shit right?

Finally we got Justin Maska.  Good old Justin seems to have a penchant for very young girls and photos of them.  He faces charges of cyber harassment for allegedly sending or soliciting obscene material and endangering the welfare of a child by impairing the morals of a child in New Jersey.  Great job coach!  Way to set a leadership example.

Ahhhhhhhh yes.  Stick around I am working on a few reports of teams folding.  Notice any logos mysteriously disappearing from league websites?  How about incomplete schedules?  We love those little details that just give shit away.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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