The Death Pool – Reports From The Courthouse…………………………..

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Its been a slow few weeks here at The Death Pool.  With playoffs wrapping up though, we are already getting information on teams folding around North America.  Look out for the shit show to begin nice and early this year.  How’s next week sound for you folks?

But first lets get to some shitheads and generally stupid people shall we?

Lets hear a big round of applause for Christopher Hall from Mississauga.  This dumb ass stole Paul Kariya’s Championship rings from the Hockey Hall of Fame and tried to get away in a rented U-Haul van.  Yes.  A rented U-Haul van.  This brings things to a whole new level of stupidity.

Everyone remember Cody Legace from Gatineau Quebec?  Legace was charged with luring, sexual touching and transmitting sexually explicit material to a minor back in October.  The predator ended up pleading guilty to transmitting sexually explicit material to a minor and will do 90 days in jail and 2 years probation.  Another slap on the wrist in the Canadian courts for a predator.

Then we got Richard Panik from the Phoenix Coyotes.  Old Richard got a little shit faced one night and was charges with criminal trespassing after refusing to leave the entrance of a pub in Scottsdale.  The fact that he was that messed up before 9:00 PM just makes this all the better.  Think those habits may contribute to all the success the Coyotes are having on the ice this year?  Oh shit wait a minute, never mind.

Stick around everyone.  We got three maybe four teams folding already for the 2018-19 season and the off season hasn’t even officially begun!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.