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The Death Pool – Special Report – Canada Considers Leaving World Junior Championships After Devistating Loss

Booooo Hoooooooo  Ohhhhhhhh woooooooo is me, woooooo is me.  How did it happen?  How could we let this happen on our own soil?  What are we going to do now?  The hell with it, I am not going to play any more!

To all you whining and sniveling bitches complaining about the World Junior Championships loss to the United States………get a freakin clue will you!

Its time for you dummies to wake up and realize that you do not own the game.  Seriously, all of the “its our game”, “we are the best in the world”, “we shouldn’t allow the IIHF to make the rules” whining and bitching I heard on the radio and in the rinks is hilarious.

Just a clue Canada, the United States has a gazillion more people, and therefore a gazillion more potential players to introduce to the game.  It is inevitable that the United States would eventually become the leading country in player development.  I said eventually all you idiots screaming at your computer screen right now!

Is a shootout a shitty way to lose a game?  Yeah, just ask Russia.  But who cares.  Its the rules that everyone agreed to play under.  “We invented the game” yeah and you just lost the game, now get over yourselves.

Oh shit yeah and before I forget, all you morons criticizing Auston Matthews for showing his patriotism and calling for him to leave the country, you are probably the dumbest of all.  Seriously, if not for Matthews, Toronto isn’t even relevant in the NHL.

Yeah, so Canada lost.  The world didn’t end, and games are being played today all around the world.  Get over it.  Stop blaming and complaining about everyone and everything else.  In the end, no one really gives two shits about the World Junior Championships anyway.  That point was made pretty clear by the ticket sales in Montreal and Toronto.

But hey, if you don’t like the result, and you don’t like that fact that the rest of the world is pretty damn good at hockey, you can always stick to curling.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

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