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The Death Pool – Special Report – CPJHL Terminates Membership Of Niagara On The Lake

Yeah so, its August 1st, and we got some shit jumpin off now.  The heat has been turned up and its about to get a little steamy in the old Tier 3 kitchen.

The Niagara On The Lake Nationals, a team in the running for an award for the most words in a team name, has been shit canned from the CPJHL.

Yep, the Nationals were complaining about how hard it has been to recruit this year.  Turns out they had a grand total of 4 players signed so far for the upcoming season!  Yep, that’s a grand total of 4 players who wanted to play for this shit show.

I say shot show because it is just another GMHL bullshit operation that was trying to hide under a new banner in a different league.  Run by GMHL people, owned by GMHL people, and funded by the suckers they get to sign contracts.

So what do the Nationals do after getting tossed from the CPJHL?

Well they go home.  They go and join the shittiest league in all of junior hockey, the “G” show baby!  Hell yeah.  Of course they go back because no one else wants them and no one else would take them.

I wonder what’s going to happen to those four players now?  Will parents be dumb enough to go to the “G” on the backs of these donkeys?

But hey, now its August 1st and it is the official start of the Death March.  With reports of nearly three dozen teams on life support, shit is about to get real here in the Death Pool.  Stick around, if the smell of rotting flesh don’t bother you we got some good stuff on the way.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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