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The Death Pool – Special Report – Hey Dumbass Yeah I’m Talking To You

Hey kids and all you other dumbasses, just had to take the time to write today.  Well honestly I am in a holding pattern waiting to pick up another body later this week so I thought I would give you all some food for thought.

So, what do you call a league that lets teams play with such a short roster that players are risking injury from fatigue?

What do you call teams that are willing to move forward or try to move forward with these short rosters?

What do you call these so called governing bodies that allow these under manned teams to continue to move forward?

What do you call all these owners who keep allowing expansion when their current league members aren’t even stable?

Best yet, what do you call the player or parent who shows up to these teams and see’s how short the rosters are yet they continue to fork over their hard earned money and play for a garbage team?

They are all called one thing and that’s a big fat DUMBASS.

That’s right kids, if you find yourself on one of these garbage teams, you need to take a look in the mirror and ask yourself what the hell you’re doing there?  Are you so desperate to say you played junior hockey that your willing to waste all that money and a year of your life when you could leave and find a real organization?  Or did you try all the real organizations and found you couldn’t make it on any of those so you’re going to spend time with the only organization that would cash your check?

What’s that say about you as a player?  More important, what’s that say about you as a person?

There about a half dozen or so teams playing with unsafe roster numbers, and hey, it aint gonna get better kids.  If it was a good organization they wouldn’t be in roster number trouble.  There are a few teams hanging on by the smallest of threads, and a few that are setting themselves and their league up for failure.

Oh yeah, what do you call a team that waits until the last minute to fold and forces the league to reschedule at the least minute?

Or, how about the team that folds mid season?

I call those teams and leagues dumbasses too.  They deserve the embarrassment headed their way.  And something tells me they will be the subject of some upcoming special reports.

Or how about the team that folds and doesn’t refund the tuition it took in?  I call them the topic of the next special report.  The next two weeks are shaping up to be very interesting.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening


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