The Death Pool – Special Report – More Criminal Charges For Player Accused Of Sex With 14 Yr Old

Alrighty kids, now I am used to writing about stupidity an a fairly regular basis.  Ok, well yeah its my job to write about stupid stuff and stupid people.  Seriously, could you get a better job description?!  Ha Ha Ha

So who remembers the story about Jacob Dittmer?  Need a refresher on the player who was drafted on a Tuesday and charged with having sex with a 14 yr old on a Wednesday?  See this;

The Death Pool – Special Report – Drafted In The NAHL Tuesday Charged With Sex Crime On Wednesday

With only three weeks to go before a trial on sex charges, there is probably no better thought process for an under age person than to go out and get drunk and then drive.  Ohhhhhh wait a minute, I meant there is probably no other thought process for a stupid person.

Its not bad enough that this kid is facing up to 15 years on the sex case, but now he can tack on some extra credit for drunk driving and resisting arrest.

Now, how many times have coaches talked to players about the choices they make and how they can effect the rest of their lives?  Ummmmmm yeah probably millions of times each year around the world.

So, I got to ask, if this kid was out on bail for a sex case, why wasn’t he on house arrest or on some kind of electronic monitor that wouldn’t have allowed him to be out late at night?  Why wasn’t the public protected from more bad decision making?  Remember this is a kid who is said to have taken a picture with the 14 yr old in the other case!  Not exactly a sign that the kid is going to make good decisions boys and girls!

I wonder if the judge is going to let the kid out on bail again?  Nahhhhhhh that wouldn’t happen would it?

That’s right kids, stay tuned to TJHN and The Death Pool for more entertaining stupidity.  Kind of reminds you of Lettermans “Stupid Pet Tricks” but with people doesn’t it?

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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