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The Death Pool – Special Report – More Dummies Facing An Investigation

Hey Kids, what do you get when you have a hockey team getting their asses kicked, and a bunch of half baked fans wanting a fight?  Well you get a Junior B hockey playoff game where kids get jumped, fans cheer for more fights, and the subsequent suspensions that come with it.

More important though, is now you can also get a Police investigation!  Yep, turns out that some people in law enforcement think that an assault is an assault whether it happens on the ice or in the parking lot.  I say, have at these dummies!

It was the seventh and deciding game in the Keystone Junior Hockey League’s championship series between Selkirk and Peguis.  Peguis was getting their ass handed to them on the scoreboard, so apparently some of the players thought it would be just alright to try to hand Selkirk an ass whipping with a line brawl.

Lets here it for the morons telling more players to get in too!  Way to go.  Your parents or children must be proud.  What an embarrassment!

But hey, its all because of the referee’s making some questionable calls right?  Yep, those zebras scored all 9 goals against you. Maybe I am wrong though, so you make the call.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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