The Death Pool – Special Report – NCPHL Belmont Bruins Missing

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Damn, sometimes when you are having a bad week cant anything go right.  Know what I mean?  Have you ever had a week where everything just went to shit?  I know I did when I was a freshman in college.  Yep, just partied too hard and skipped a whole week of class.  Yep, learned some valuable lessons when my father showed up at my dorm one night.

But when it comes to having bad week’s, the NCPHL is having one hell of a bad week.

First, the Pittsburgh Kings vanish, then the Adirondack Thunder and NBH Spirit disappear along with UFO sightings.  Now, the Belmont Bruins have vanished!

See the Bruins vanishing wouldn’t be all that notable but it is the second time this team has vanished!  I know, its crazy right?!  Yep, this team was supposed to play in last years NCPHL under the altogether shitty name of House O’ Hockey Mallers.  Yep, same location same team.

Now rumor is that the House O’ Hockey Mallers entered witness protection and changed their name to Belmont Bruins.  But they returned to the same arena in Kittanning PA!  Seriously, how stupid are these guys?!

Funny though, the Bruins may have left a trail for authorities to follow.  Hockey investigators are on the scene collecting evidence from the NCPHL officials as seen here;

Yeah its a shitty job.  Then again, what can you expect from a league with such incredible standards.  Down to seven teams today from eleven on Monday.  Whew, now that is a very bad week.

I wonder when those three new teams up in Canada are going to name their Head Coaches.  Gee I hope they haven’t been kidnapped by aliens too!

Its ok though, the weekend is almost here, and I am sure all those great players are lining up to sign now that things look like they are going in the right direction.  Yep, right in that bag in the picture.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.