Yeah, we got us an Amber Alert going on here. I know its early in the morning on a weekend and all, but when someone, or a whole team of someone’s goes missing, we got to get on it!
So, yeah, the NCPHL is the laughing stock of the east coast, well that is if you have ever heard of them. See the only people that really have every heard of this league are the people who were dumb enough to sign up to own a team or sign a contract to play in the league.
Anyway, the National College Prospects Hockey League has been a bad joke since day one. With teams vanishing over night, UFO sightings, teams appearing in different cities under assumed names days later, and an over all bumbling of anything that should be done professionally.
The Blyth Pittsburgh Yellow Jackets were supposed to replace the “House O’ Hockey Mallers”. Yes, you read that correctly. Someone was dumb enough to go with “Mallers” instead of Maulers. As if anyone is going to play for a team named after a damn shopping center!
So, the Yellow Jackets appeared. Boom. A fancy story about some dude who has a long pedigree and all the great things he is going to bring. Dormitory housing, and all kinds of shit for the boys. Its going to be Shangri La! Look it up for those that don’t know, I had to! Ha Ha Ha
Yeah, so the whole damn team is missing now. Like the UFO’s came down and got them. Like someone came down and erased everyone else’s memory banks. Poof! As if they never even existed.
See but we found the proof!
Watch it fast because its sure to be deleted rather quickly now! Stay tuned kids we got more coming from this shit show soon. Watch out for UFO’s if you’re in the North Eastern United States everyone, people are just plain vanishing!
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
