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The Death Pool – Special Report – Rut Roe Rorge

Man, I love Scooby Doo.  That was one funny dog wasn’t he?  The whole “Mystery Van” and all those capers they solved made for some fine Saturday morning entertainment.  Speaking of mysteries though, what’s up with the mysterious USA Hockey Tier III protected lists, or should I say a lack of players on those lists?

Oh snap, this is a lot like Scooby Doo in another way too.  It was always some old man trying to get over on someone that was usually working behind the scenes who got caught in the end wasn’t it?  Too funny.  Life imitating art.  Yeah I know Scooby Doo aint art, but you get my point right?

So before we get to the hilarity, I did find some info on AAU protected lists.  Yep, they have em, but they don’t make em public.  AAU uses this company www.timetoscore.com to manage their leagues and protected lists.  Unfortunately though, they you cant get those lists because they are user name and password protected.  Why not make them public?  Good question.  Maybe someone will answer it some day.  Hey who ever thought transparency was important anyway? HA HA HA

So here we go a little Scooby Snack for ya….. http://www.usahockey.com/page/show/916758-protected-lists

OK kids, I have been going through these lists and all I can say is ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!

Really guys, 17 players and 4 of them goalies.  Some of you have no freaking clue!  12 players and 4 of them goalies!  Oh my god you guys are freaking priceless!

Hey parents and players, its time you pulled your heads out of your buts too.  Send your son to a team that doesn’t have enough players and you risk injury because of fatigue and over use.  Send your son to a team that cant recruit or others don’t want to play for and you get what you deserve.

Snap out of it.  There is a reason why some teams don’t have full rosters.  There is also a reason why some teams are still not reporting, and its not because they have bragging rights.

All I can say is WOW.  This is pathetic.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening

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