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The Death Pool – Special Report – So Where Is That League Schedule Any Way?

So Monday I got convinced to go horse back riding for the first time.  It was pretty cool.  Not like the wild west movie stuff, but it was cool enough.  That is until I got off the horse and was checking my email and stepped in a big pile of horse shit!

But hey, timing is everything right?!  I was reading an email from someone asking when the NCPHL schedule was coming out.  Step in horse shit and you get another email on the shittiest league in North America the NCPHL.

So I did a little looking around, and sure enough there is no schedule!  Stunning isn’t it? Ha Ha Ha  Yep more of the same old bullshit.

But hey, I did find out the “season” isn’t supposed to start until October for this shit show.  Yeah, apparently the Academy league that is still trying to call itself a junior league didn’t get the memo that the junior season starts in two weeks.

The NCPHL donkey show keeps on kicking.  And still three of the teams haven’t even named a coach yet!  How the hell are these guys even recruiting?

Everyone must be working so hard that they have just forgotten these pesky little items.  Completely understand how forgetting to get a schedule out can happen.  Ha Ha Ha  Yeah, and I completely understand how Charles Manson is just a misunderstood musician!

On a positive note, the NCPHL is having a shitty logo sale next week.  Yes, more shitty logos are being developed for sale in the hope of raising enough money to fund a league wide lunch at subway.

This lunch is being planned in conjunction with the first ever coach “recognition draft”.  Where it is rumored that the league will simply draft unknowing and unwitting coaches to fill the coaching vacancies they have currently.  Upon the conclusion of festivities the league plans on letting coaches know they now are property of those teams selecting them.

Seriously though, lets give a thumbs up to the NCPHL.  These guys make for a great punch line.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

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