Boooo! Yeah I know Halloween was a few weeks ago, but we got us a new ghost on the block. Lets all say a funeral prayer for the St. Charles Spirit of the CIHL. Who knew the team name would foretell the teams actual result! Ha Ha Ha
So yeah, this thing is something along the lines of a cluster………go ahead and fill in the blank with what ever rhymes with truck.
Try to follow me here kids because this is a twisty turning road to ruin these knuckleheads set out on. Maybe knuckleheads is offensive to some of the real knuckleheads and if so I apologize but I cant call them what they really need to be called.
So anyway, first you got one ownership group. They screw things up, and then you bring in a second ownership group. Only problem is, they have a common denominator in the General Manager being kept on with the second group after helping the first group flush things down the toilet. The second group figures things out and then cans the GM.
Why would it look like the GM is the problem? Ummmmm well there is a little issue concerning money, or lack there of it. Yep, some money hasn’t been collected, some other money is rumored to be flat out missing, and still other money was rumored to actually have been paid to players! Can you believe a money issue would hurt a team? I know its crazy right.
But hey kids it gets better….
Now the GM who screwed up the first ownership, and then the second, is now trying to put together a new team in St. Charles. And get this, he is rumored to be one of the owners. Yep, go from the front office to the board room. Its always easier to do that with other peoples money isn’t it?
So, now this “new” team is supposed to be going to join a “new” league, but ummmmmm yeah there might just be some issues with that new league there kids. Ummmmmmm like the name of the league is still actually owned by someone in the United States.
Who knew that things could heat up like this with our neighbors to the North? Well apparently some parents knew. Yep, lots of emails stating broken promises on behalf of the Spirit ownership and management. Just crazy I tell ya. To think that those parent who actually paid would want to make sure their kids got what they were promised. Oh and yeah, they weren’t too happy finding out other players weren’t paying either.
Ummmmmm and like some of the other teams said to be starting this new league might not have any money to start it according to other emails received by TJHN. But we will cover more of those teams as they implode later.
Happy Wednesday kids, stay tuned, this is only getting started…..
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
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