Hey kids, just thought I would toss a little tidbit out there for ya before I head out for the weekend! Got me a nice little trip planned with a smokin hot grad student for a little remedial anatomy studying if you know what I mean!
Oh yeah, so I get an email from a loyal reader yesterday telling me that some of the TJHN competitors are sniffing around looking for me. Then the publisher calls me telling me one of the competitors asked to interview me! I have to ask myself why? I mean really, anyone who cares what their competition is doing has too much time on their hands.
Then, I thought about this for a bit. So I did some digging. See TJHN continues to grow every year in readers and followers. Ummmmmmm yeah, well the competition isn’t growing. In fact the competitions numbers are down for each of the last few years! Shocking huh?!
Oh, yeah, and then there is another competitor who likes TJHN so much it is trying to copy our website layout, stole some formatting from how we market the site, and even cut an pasted our advertising information! Sweet! I love the fact that you like us so much that you want to copy us.
Oh, and yet another competitor wants to simply talk shit about us, and send out emails to people talking bad about us. Thanks for the links you put in your emails there buddy because they show up directly in our tracking statistics.
So, for those people who want to know more about me, who want to interview me, I had my mom take a picture of me today so you can come and find me.
Right. Like I would help you boost your stats by giving you an interview. Some people are so stupid you just have to shake your head.
Don’t forget to do your holiday shopping at our new Death Pool store. Lots of cool stuff, and all the scrizzle that comes in actually goes to pay the salary of my new two year contract. Hows the competition like that? Yep, two more years ladies! Ha Ha Ha
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