The Death Pool – Special Report – Three More Teams Vanish
While all of us were paying attention to hurricane Irma, three more teams vanished over the last few days. Mysteriously, there have been no announcements from those teams or leagues involved.
Crazy that people would think we wouldn’t get emails on these things. But hey, if you want to show your ass to the world, go right ahead, we will take the picture for you so that everyone can see.
So, how about the Boston Knights? Ever hear of those guys? No. Yeah well you’re not alone. No one else really heard about them either. They were supposed to be an independent team made up of NAHL, EHL and NA3HL cut players. Hmmmmm you think that was a good idea? Ha Ha Ha
How about the Connecticut Night Hawks Elite team? Nope, never heard of them either. Strange, no players outside of the east coast really heard of them.
The Tulsa Oilers maybe? No? That’s crazy huh. A team that’s been around for a long time was recently sold to new owners. New owners were sucked into keeping the hold over staff that couldn’t recruit to save their lives. Guess what the end result is? Yep, they couldn’t recruit to save their lives and the league took mercy on them granting dormancy.
So yeah, the bodies keep piling up here. Some of you have asked if its taking a toll on me to report all this. I got to say that when you love your job, you never feel like your working. This shit is awesome!
Stick around kids. We got free suckers for all you suckers who fell for all the bullshit recruiting claims of pay to play being so awesome. You can pick your suckers up on the second Tuesday of next week.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.