The Death Pool – The USACHL Devestation Spreading

The USACHL train wreck is turning out to be the gift that keeps on giving.  That is if you consider an unending case of herpes a gift! Ha Ha Ha

So this shit show is now trying to pass off games that are being played 3 on 3 as a freaking showcase event?!?!?!

That’s right.  After these assholes come out and point fingers at everyone who left the teams and league after not being paid, they wants to blame them for all the leagues problems.

Now, when they are all gone, they are playing 3 on 3.  Like some stupid street hockey bullshit we all played as little kids!  And they are trying to charge admission for this bullshit?!?!?!  They are taking season ticket holder money for this crap?!?!?!?!

Yep, this is supposed to be Tier II or Tier I hockey everyone.  Can you believe these donkeys?  We actually got a photo sent to us from the last league meeting;

We aren’t exactly sure which founder is which because they look so much alike, but wow, they sure look happy laughing all the way to the bank.

When one of your best coaches, one guy who has legitimately developed NCAA talent recently, leaves this shit show to go and coach in the NA3HL, that tells you all you need to know.  A free to play league that cant even compete with the 3HL?!?!?!

3 on 3 hockey.  Yep, that’s some sweet ass junior hockey boys.  And who are these players dumb enough to continue on with this shit?  How freakin desperate are you dummies that you are sticking around to play in this embarrassment of a league?  Yeah, your sure aint gonna be any math majors in college are you?

And you parents of these players?  Really what is wrong with you people that you let your sons be subjected to this bullshit?  What kind of parents are you?  What lessons are you teaching your kids?  How badly do you want to destroy their resume’s?  WOW  There are no words to describe this level of stupidity.

If we could only publish some of the stuff we have that is not verified yet.  Drugs, violence, and other shady off ice stuff.  Ohhhhh what a sweet smell it would make.

Lets see how long before this thing is actually dead.  Eventually it has to come off life support.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.