The Death Pool – Special Report – NCPHL’s Lockport Lightning Never Spark

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Holy shit people.  Its turning into a really busy week here.  We got bodies just piling up around every corner.  Oh hell yeah, it is now the period of “adjustment” when it comes to pay to play shit shows!

Ohhhhhh the poor old NCPHL.  The little league that thinks its a junior league, but really is closer to a bubble hockey machine than real hockey.  The newly crowned worlds worst league just cant seem to get its shit together.

Like Mick said to Rocky “You’re gonna eat lightning and crap…”  Oh never mind.

The Lockport Lightning.  What can we say.  It was a bad joke.  Multiple attempts to get a team into Lockport have failed.  Hmmmmm why do you think that is?

Could it be that this wanna be league doesn’t have a freakin clue about what its doing?  Yep, that’s probably one thing.  How about it doesn’t have any money?  Yep, that could be another problem.

Maybe the whole thing from logo’s to operational standards is done so poorly that it resembles a bad high school summer league run by students?  Yep, that might be an issue.

But lets hear it for the Lightning.  A nice soft golf clap please.  At least they called the arena and cancelled all the ice instead of leaving them holding the bag financially.

Come back tomorrow kids.  We got a great one for you.  Yep, we are putting out the list of every team on life support.  You wont believe how big the list is!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.