Category : The Death Pool
The Death Pool – Maybe Teams Should Do Some Scouting Before Inviting Players To Camp
Some times kids you just can’t fix stupid. Ya feel me? What would you think of a team that didn’t scout the players they invited...
Pre Draft Combine Player Profile – Michael Weber
Name: Michael Weber Citizenship: USA Hometown: Waynesville OH Style of Play: Hybrid Goaltender Position: Goaltender Shoots/Catches: Right Born: April 1997 HT/WT: 5ft 10in/ 155lbs GPA:...
The Death Pool – Drug Use And A Call For Mandatory Testing
Guess what kids, playing hockey is a privilege and not a right. That’s right boys and girls it shouldn’t matter if you pay to play,...
The Death Pool – Over Priced Glorified Junior Hockey Expansion
Hey kids, its that time again. What time you say? It’s expansion season for over priced pay to play wanna be junior hockey. That’s right...
The Death Pool – NAHL’s Port Huron Fighting Falcons Set Records While McMorran Arena Sets Records For Stupidity
In a season where some in Port Huron’s political structure and others in McMorran Arena’s Management structure have not taken the time to open their...
The Death Pool – Death Penalty For Stupidity
Happy Monday Kids! Everyone hates Mondays right? Well, I am sure there are more than a few players on the Illiana Blackbirds team that are...
Two Junior Hockey Players Arrested For Heroin Possession – Death Pool Special Dope Report
Although it happened in February, first Court appearances in Cook County Illinois did not take place until March 13, for two Illiana Blackbird players. The Blackbirds...
The Death Pool – Lets Kill The Cover Ups
Oh yeah, you know boys will be boys right? Couple beers, couple shots and a couple joints after the season with the boys aint no...
Fighting Falcons Clinch Playoff Birth Despite Lack Of Support From City Leaders
The Port Huron Fighting Falcons have clinched a spot in the North American Hockey League playoffs. Despite the lack of support from McMorran Arena and...
The Death Pool – Someone Please Stop Tier III Expansion
Yeah okay, I know I am going to get a lot of crap for saying this, but does the United States really need more Tier...
The Death Pool – USHL To Port Huron Michigan? Special Dumbass Report
Yeah, you know what they say about a fool and his money? They are soon parted. That’s right kids, the rumor has been out for...
The Death Pool – Players Illegal Drug Use And Mandatory Random Drug Testing
What’s a little Crack gonna hurt, right kids? Just a couple of hits off the bowl or the bong aint no big deal right? Everyone...
The Death Pool – Cressman Out Of Odessa Special Report
Yep, when the boss is away, this kid is gonna play! Hey Odessa, yeah its about time you pulled your head out of your collective...
The Death Pool – The End Of Picking Players For Size
Oh yeah kids, lets get just a little controversial. Hey Coaches, ya might want to pull your heads out of your butts for just a...
The Death Pool – Ending Deviant Hockey Sex Culture
Normally my writing is done in a tongue and cheek style. I like to have fun, poke fun sometimes, and hope that everyone reading gets...
North Bay Trappers Relocation Update – Special Report David Wagner Angel Of Death
The stories out of North Bay Ontario keep on getting more confusing rather than being cleared up. Is it silly season already? TJHN reported yesterday...
The Death Pool – Life Support Notices Tier III Teams
Oh yeah kids, its that time of year when teams start running out of money and stop paying the bills. But hey its not the...
The Death Pool – Player Skill Development
So ya think we got the best players in history on the ice right? Ya think we are going to see the best players in...
The Death Pool – Major Junior Recruiting Advantages Over NCAA Programs
Want the best bantam or midget player in the province? Just finish in last place and get him in the bantam draft next year kids! ...
The Death Pool – Junior Hockey Expansion
YEAHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!!! Oh hell yeah. Dont believe the hype kids! All the hype about Tier III expansion all over the country and all the great...