Oh hell yeah kids, its time for all you little death cherubs to start sending your tips in. Yeah, you know the drill, its officially that time of year.
So, I had to sit on this one a while for what reason I don’t know, but the Buffalo Hornets of the newly founded National College Prospects Hockey League is DEAD ON ARRIVAL!!!!!
Seriously can you say National College Prospects Hockey League without stumbling over your words? Like you need to make the league name longer there boys, maybe add some more consonants for everyone to bite their tongue on! Yeah I used the word consonants, so what! Ha Ha Ha
But hey, all is not lost! The Buffalo Hornets were replaced by the New York Sharks within just a few hours! I know, its a damn miracle isn’t it?!?! Like the Grinch returning everyone in Whovilles presents, magic must have been in the air!
Oh yeah, the Sharks will play out of Niagara Falls New York. You know, because Lake Erie and Lake Ontario are so naturally infested with Sharks. Because you know, like lets throw out the first most basic rule of naming a team after something familiar to an area or something that the area is famous for. Yep, Sharks must be going over Niagara Falls every day!
Along with the New York Sharks though, a lot of people are talking about the Toronto Stealth. Yep, the Stealth are so damn stealthy, no one else has seen them!
Alright now, I am working on a major story that will likely be highly embarrassing. You know, embarrassing to the point of you would rather walk in on your grandparents having sex, then have this story written about your team or league. Stay tuned for that kids.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
