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The Death Pool – Brian Fish Is Shark Bait

Ahhhhhh yes.  There is something special about going to the beach after a fireworks display.  All the fish washed up on shore killed by concussions or pollution.

Well there is one Fish that washed ashore in Ontario that is simply rotting on the beach due to stupidity.  Ahhhhh yes.  Brian “I got yogurt in my pocket” Fish.

Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.  The man who stole yogurt from breakfast bars in hotels and motels across North America and stuck that shit in his pockets is now a rotting hockey corpse.

Why?  Oh hell yeah, that’s the good part.  Looks like the Fish underwent a cavity search recently due to some inappropriate searching of his own.

Charges laid for entering a premises without permission?  Threats?  Say it isn’t so Mr. Fish!  Say that the whole payback thing for the Whalers not paying you resulted in this kind of offense!

Oh well WTF.  No one cares about Brian Fish or the shit show Niagara Whalers.  Both are a god damn joke and any moron dealing with either of them should get a swift kick in the balls.

More good shit from the shit show that keeps on giving.  Also known as the “G” Show baby.  Hell yeah.  Me likey that shit!

Stick around kids, we already got news of more than a dozen teams on life support and its only the second week of July!  Its getting hot out there and we are gonna need a lot of freak Fabreeze for all these corpses!  Take a shower big fella!

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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