The Death Pool – NAHL Drafts ZERO Players From NA3HL

Three blind mice.  Three blind mice.  See how they run.  See how they run……

Yeah we all sang that song when we were little.  Or one of our parents sang it to us.  Nursery rimes and fairy tales.  Kind of like the bullshit spewed by the NA3HL being a pathway to the NAHL.

How many NA3HL players were drafted in last weeks NAHL daft?  ZERO. None. Zilch. Nada.

The EHL and USPHL had a bunch of players drafted, but the NA3HL didn’t have a single player picked.  How does that happen to the “pathway” to the NAHL?  How is it that this isn’t the first time the NA3HL hasn’t had a player drafted?

Get a freakin clue people.  All you suckers lining up for the bullshit story of the path to the NAHL going through the NA3HL need to go seek professional help.

The NA3HL is not “the” pathway to the NAHL.  It is the path to the end of your career.  It is the path to the ACHA hockey team that you could have played for right out of high school instead of wasting thousands of dollars on chasing the dream that isn’t going to come through the NA3HL.

Oh yeah, I know, I am too hard on the NA3HL.  Like I am too hard on the shit show GMHL right?  Because the NA3HL is pretty much about as useful as the GMHL these days.

So all you dummies out there who are signing “NA3HL Tenders” can just wipe your ass with them because that’s how useful they are.  Or are you one of those dummies who thinks you are going to be the one to change things?  I wonder how many people have thought the same thing that came before you?

The NA3HL is not a path to the NAHL.  Its not even one of the top Tier III leagues any more.  Its arguably the lowest level Tier III league in the United States for development purposes.

Shit, most people in the NAHL don’t even want to admit the NA3HL is even in their “family” of leagues.  NAHL coaches don’t even value their mandatory NA3HL tendered players as much as they value their last pick in the draft.

But hey, lets get excited for another season of development in the NA3HL where the dressing rooms are awesome, and ummmmmm yeah, well that’s about it.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.