Tick, tock….tick, tock…..just in time for a the beautiful Canada Day and Fourth of July Holidays, we got us some time bombs about to explode. When they invented the saying “shit hitting the fan” it was for circumstances just like this!
Hell yeah, lets get the shit scrapers ready because the walls are about to get covered! Ha Ha Ha
Lets hear it for the NCPHL and their merry band of men. Yep, the Mississauga Bruins team just up and disappeared from the website after not appearing in the NCPHL playoffs. Damn shame because we really liked the generic polar bear logo and all.
Now it turns out the NCPHL had an overwhelming success with its league “recognition draft”! Smashing success with a total of 30 players showing up for 11 teams! That’s right, a whole 30 players for 11 teams! Now that dear readers is a shit show. SHIT SHOW!!!
But wait, it gets better.
Out of the 11 member NCPHL teams, only 7 actually have named coaches! Yep, that’s 4 of 11 teams that do not have a coach! How is that recruiting going there in donkey city? Looks like another banner year for the NCPHL is coming our way. Yes, you too can join the worst league in North America is you have a few bucks to shell out.
Ahhhhhhh but let us not forget the CPJHL. Canada’s answer to the NCPHL.
Two amazing organizations up there looking like they are going to set the world on fire once they find head coaches too. The all new Creemore Barley Kings and Bracebridge Pioneers. Ahhhh yes, the smell of expansion teams is almost as pungent as the smell of a huge fart after a trip to the Mexican buffet.
Now between these two esteemed development leagues, how many teams are going to fold? Whats the over under? I am setting the over under at 5.
Got to run everyone. Time to stock up on body bags at the military surplus store. Ahhhhh yes, nothing quite like the smell of fireworks and rotting bodies. Stick around its about to get lit.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.