The Death Pool – Random Acts Of Stupidity And Reports From The Court House

Just as the year is winding down, you think things will be a little quieter heading into the holiday break.  But no.  Not so.  It seems like the holidays can bring out the Grinch in people.  But for these dummies there is no roast beast in Whoo Ville at the end of the story.  When you see this video, all you can say is holy shit…..

Lets hope this little piece of trash never takes the ice again.  Great parenting skills can only bring about such fantastic sportsmanship.

Everyone remember Andrew Vanderwal?  The Colorado hockey coach who went on the run to Mexico after getting a ridiculously low bail when charged with multiple sex crimes?  Yeah.  Turns out old Andrew is going to start speed dating in the old pokey after pleading guilty to molesting two boys.

Yep, this happy go luck beach bum is going to spend at least the next 8 years behind bars.  Mexico?  I wonder why everyone runs to Mexico?  Like they are on vacation when avoiding jail time and lawsuits?  Crazy shit.

How about Scott Geikie from St. John in Canada?  This little sex offender just got 35 months in the pokey too.  Too bad he is in Canada, or he may have had a chance to strike up a relationship with Vanderwal.  Though we are told the two may have had problems with seeing someone of their age!  Scumbags.

Finally we have Walter Ferinden from Pennsylvania who was just given two years in the pokey for molesting an underage boy back in the 90’s.  Yep, two years.  Sounds a little too soft for someone when the victim has to live with this the rest of their life.

Stick around everyone.  The year is far from over yet.  We got a few nice stories in the works to close out the 2018 season.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.