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The Death Pool – Reports From The Court House

2019 is going to be a bang up year everyone. With talks of massive Pay to Play expansion in North America, the future looks bright for The Death Pool! Yes sir. The expansion craze is once again heating up, and rumors are indicating as many as 18 new donkeys are getting in line. But more on that later…..

Lets hear a big round of applause for Richard Rose. Markham Ontario former hockey coach, and…….Pastor! Charged with sexual assaults of two children. Richard Rose, 59, is charged with four counts each of sexual assault and sexual interference — under 16.

I wonder if this guy was really sorry and going to church after he did this to some kids? Sick shit needs to be locked up with the rest of them.

On New Year’s Day, former NHL player Oleg Saprykin had reportedly been intoxicated when he boarded an Aurora Airlines flight from Sochi to Moscow. After being cut off from the booze, this donkey hit the flight attendant on the head with such a force that she fell to the floor.

The Captain then changed flight plans to immediately land at another airport and Saprykin was arrested. Check out the video below from the jail cell of this asshole.

Stay classy Saprykin, you douche bag. Drunk and stupid is one thing, but hitting a woman is another.

How about NHL player Jori Lehtera being charged in connection with a cocaine trafficking operation for buying cocaine! How stupid can a millionaire hockey player be to hang out with other idiots and even be in the presence of cocaine?

Then we have the Mitchell South Dakota boys hockey teams. Varsity and JV both banned from Post Season play because of a fight in the locker room.

A fight among team mates isn’t uncommon at the junior level on the ice. Fights in the dressing room simply show a complete lack of leadership and discipline on behalf of the staff and parents. Maybe someone will learn something from this.

Stick around kids, we have a few teams on the brink of mid season collapse. Tis the season….

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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