The Death Pool – Reports From The Court House

A new year and still there is no shortage of stupidity.  Sexual predators, crazy parents, and some absolutely stupid people in general.  Yes indeed, its a beautiful thing when readers from all over send in these great little stories.

Lets start off with another moronic coach who is probably living vicariously through a Squirt team.  Michael Wulkan was charged with Criminal Obstruction of Breathing and Harassment.  Why?  Good old Mike was a little upset about his team having to share a locker room with the other team.

That’s right.  Upset about 8 year olds having to dress together.  Like it would cut into their competitive edge to share some skittles with the opposition.  So Mike decides he is going to choke someone and make threats.  All in front of two off duty cops who were in the dressing room with their kids.  Way to go Mike, great example of leadership you donkey.

Next we got Dave “Tiger” Williams.  Yeah, that NHL icon of penalty minutes was just charged with Sexual Assault.  I don’t even know what else to say about this asshole.

Then we got Matt Nickerson.  A donkey playing over in England who is about as much of a hockey player as Connor McDavid is a cage fighter.  This shit head not only went after a whole other team, but on his way off the ice he back hand punched a fan in the face!  Seriously?!?!  This guy needs to never step on the ice again.

Then we got another child predator. Jonathan Karl Bruenig, 34 has been charged with multiple counts of sexual predatory behavior with young boys.  Here’s hopping this scum bag makes some nice new friends in the shower in lock up.

Another child predator Christopher Prew, 31, of Marblehead Mass was charged with multiple counts for repeatedly raping an 9 year old boy. Private lessons?  Sick bastard.  Lets hope you get some private lessons buddy.

Finally, lets hear a big round of applause for Matt Brown.  Brown was charged after a naked man broke into a home in the community of Springbank Hill in southwest Calgary on Jan. 13 and woke an MRU professor from a deep sleep, attacking her and leaving her with a broken hand that requires surgery as well as torn tendons and severe bruising.

Yes kids, drugs and or drinking can make you do some stupid shit.  Just ask Matt Brown.

Stick around we got more good stuff on the way…….

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.