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The Death Pool – Reports From The Court House

Its been a minute since we got you all caught up on what’s been going on at the court house.  Not that it hasn’t been busy, but there hasn’t been a whole lot that’s been real interesting.

That all changed a few days ago though.  The last report you will read here is about a donkey so freaking big, the word DONKEY is not descriptive enough for this asshole.

Let us begin………….

Andrew Vanderwal us still being held in a Colorado jail.  Remember Andrew?  He is the predator who walked away to freakin Mexico after a judge let him go on a $7,500 bond.  Now, Judge Susan Blanco set a $100,000 bond for this scum bag.  But that isn’t enough either.  Seriously WTF is wrong with judges not getting it that these people shouldn’t be on the streets?  Only after parents and children complained is Judge Blanco reconsidering raising the bond higher.  Someone needs to get this person off the bench.

Good old Christopher Prew had ten more sexual charges added to the slew of charges he already faces.  Now that is how shit gets done.  Slam these predators with everything you can and don’t let them out.  Its called protecting children for all you dummies saying I am being too tough on them.

And now to our super special asshole……Meet Ryan Olsen.

Mr. Olsen was ordered to pay more than $34,000 for punching a guy after a birthday party.  Why did he punch the guy?

Well Olsen was first pushing some girl around who was yelling “no”.  The guy stepped in and said Olsen needed to stop, Olsen said…….

“I am a professional hockey player. I make more money than you ever will. Let me do my thing.”

Then Olsen punched the guy in the face and knocked him out.

Hey Ryan Olsen…..you are a freaking loser who plays in the ECHL.  You are not an NHL player.  You are a disaster of a human being.  Keep cashing those shitty little paychecks you douche bag.  “Professional hockey player”?  I don’t think so.  Professional embarrassment is more like it.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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