The Death Pool – Reports From The Court House…
When is a donkey really and elephant? Ummmmm yeah, how about when you are cleaning up its massive piles of shit? Ok, so that didn’t make sense but hey, I got to use that picture again. Ha Ha Ha
Lets hear a big round of applause for Austin Watson from the Nashville Predators. Good old Austin was charged with domestic assault a few days ago for having an argument with his girlfriend and pushing her while in or around a car. Yes. Pushing a woman is always a solution to any conflict within a relationship. Another example of how money does not equate to intelligence or good decision making!
How about pedophile Walter Ferinden, 55 at the time of his arrest in March 2017, from Lansdale, Pennsylvania, pled guilty to two counts second-degree unlawful sexual contact, one count for each Delaware victim, for incidents which occurred between 1989 and 1992. Hey Walter, meet the boys of cell block 69 you sick piece of shit.
Hey Michael Hull! Yeah you scumbag. Repeat offending scumbag pedophile that is. Mike has been accused a second time of sex offenses against a minor. Yep, a second time, and he is still on probation for the first offense he plead guilty to. Sick shit. Lets all hope you get justice that you deserve you piece of garbage.
Word is, that charges have been laid against a former GMHL team employee as well. Yes, we are looking to confirm those harassment and possible fraud charges, and when we do….. yeah well you know the drill.
Stick around kids, we got us some pay to play teams getting ready to fold up shop already.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.