Yeah, its Monday. No teams folded yet this week but, hey its only Monday and there are still some teams on serious life support.
The latest NA3HL bullshit has teams trying to recruit USPHL players who have already finished their season to come to the NA3HL to play for free for the rest of the year! Yes, I know its an NCAA violation, but no one seems to care these days. How are they getting them to come to the NA3HL? Wait for it…..
Yes, they are promising main camp invitations and call ups to the NAHL! Can you believe it? I know. Shocking that the bullshit NA3HL teams who cant recruit to save their lives as sinking to all new lows to try to finish the year. Just a clue boys, no one is scouting those shit teams that are calling, you are only going to damage your resume if you go.
Everyone remember Andrew Vanderwal? The sex predator hockey coach who the Colorado Courts let out on a ridiculous low bail and he took off to Mexico? Yeah, you remember now.
Anyway, this shit head Vanderwal was just sentenced to 24 years to life in Colorado. Yep, he aint going to be abusing boys for a long time, but it looks like he might be getting some abuse himself for a long time. Just punishment for this scumbag!
Four University of Maine Women’s team players were suspended the other day. Yep. Not a good idea to get a drunk driving charge and be in the car drunk with the driver. Nothing good happens after midnight boys and girls. Figure it out.
How could we forget good old Steven West in Hamilton Ontario. Old Steve was convicted of one count each of possession of child pornography, accessing child pornography, and making child pornography available to others. Sick shit here kids.
Old Steve was just sentenced to three years in jail. Yep, just three years because he was such a good guy and all and didn’t abuse his own kids! Are you freaking kidding me?!?! This is the bullshit justification for a light sentence for a pedophile? Canada is weak on this shit and its embarrassing.
Speaking of embarrassing….How about those good old SIJHL Minnesota Iron Rangers a few hours before the game asking for volunteers for the game? Disaster. And apparently more, non hockey experienced people are taking this shit show over!
Yes. If you shit the bed once, don’t clean it up, just shit the bed again before anyone notices! Great job SIJHL.
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