Sometimes when things seem to be just a little too boring, the heavens open up and the stupidity falls like rain. It really is a beautiful thing when an avid reader, someone who even sends emails laughing as other people, gets caught up in some sweet ass criminal case.
Yep, people in glass houses having stone throwing contests. How can you not love this shit? So lets get to it….
Lets hear a big round of applause for Louise Martino. Louise is the mommy of accused sexual predator Christopher Prew up in Boston. You remember Prew right? The hockey coach accused of molesting 8 young boys. Yeah that shit bag.
So Louise decided to allegedly send some intimidating messages to one of the boys mom’s on Facebook. Yep, nothing like trying to go after the mom of one of the boys. Classy move Louise. Just in case you missed it Louise, your son is accused of molesting 8 boys. The odds of 8 boys telling the same lie on the same person for the same thing in separate instances are pretty freakin remote.
Then we got Tony Huff-Williams. A former OHL player, drug addict and now accused murderer. Old Tony was a F#%* up when he was in Plymouth, and he really took that to the next level after they released his ass.
Michelle Bernier the treasurer of a Houston area youth hockey association. Keeping those books is hard work you know. Especially when you are trying to hide the fact that you have been taking almost fifty grand a year out of the account to support yourself! Yep, nearly a quarter million bucks from a youth hockey association is gone.
I got two questions on that one though. If the youth hockey association has that much money that it took five years for it to notice a problem don’t you think its time to reduce the fee’s you are charging? I mean clearly you aren’t running a business that’s not for profit. Second, how can you be that stupid that you don’t notice that much money is gone in five years?
Jennifer Suchan, also known as Jennifer Kerr, was charged in federal court with three counts of wire fraud. As this woman stole money from an Alaska youth hockey association and wired it. This was after the association found three years worth of money missing and 140 checks written to steal it! Seriously. How the hell do you not notice 140 checks and a hundred and fifty grand?
Maybe every youth association needs to start looking at their books and what they are charging members?
anyone ready for some expansion teams to fold? How about some existing shit shows to fold? Stick around we got some good shit on the way.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
*The Death Pool is a mix of Comedy, and Satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
