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The Death Pool – Special Report – Another Sexual Assault Investigation Concerning QMJHL Gatineau Olympiques

Hey kids, have you had enough of the absolutely out of control sexually deviant reports on Junior Hockey players yet?  It was only two weeks ago that TJHN reported The Death Pool – Special Report – QMJHL Players Caught Thinking With Wrong Heads and now comes news that another sexual assault complaint has been filed against six of the Gatineau players!

That’s right kids, six players named and identified in a ten page complaint filed by the victim who was accompanied by her father to the police department!

Ten freaking pages!  Ummmmm yeah, the last time I wrote anything ten pages long was in high school and it had pictures on five of the pages because I couldn’t come up with that much to write!  So yeah you might think that ten pages is going to contain a lot of detailed information.

So really, how many more times are we going to have to read, hear and write about junior hockey players with sexually deviant behavior?  How many more of “the boys” are going to continue to do incredibly stupid, risky and illegal acts concerning women?

Beyond that, I mean really guys, how do you ever look your mother in the eye ever again?!  Yeah, and I am sure there is some sick idiot sitting there reading this laughing about the girl he and the boys had group sex with.  To you, you’re a moron.

I wonder when all of this settles if the players named in both of these instances will be the same or if its will be a total of ten different players?  I am willing to bet there is at least one idiot named in both instances.

So yeah, the QMJHL has named its own investigator for the events that took place at the player after game meal, I wonder if he just merges this investigation with that or a new one is started.

Character.  Some people need to figure out how important it is.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

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