Sometimes when you read news reports, or emails about some of the shit that’s happening in junior and minor hockey you really have to wonder if the reports are true. I mean, I sit and read a lot of stuff all the time, and some of it just leaves you wondering how its humanly possible for people to be so incredibly stupid!
Its a fact that most kids who used to eat their own boogers usually stop doing it as adults, so how do these people look compared to that spectrum? Ha Ha Ha
The head coach of the Bayonne High School hockey team, David J. McKenna was arrested last month after police say he pointed a handgun in the direction of two people at Korpi Ice Rink.
The handgun allegedly belonged to an assistant coach who was also a State Tooper! Seriously?!?!?! You took a Troopers gun and pointed it at some people? This takes stupidity to a whole new level that previously had never been found!
Thanks to Mr. McKenna, Sagkeeng First Nation Atom Head Coach Kyle Fontaine looks like a rational thinking person. All he did was threaten to cut off a referee’s head! Yes, it happened in a freakin Atom game over a penalty not called! Simply a brilliant display of sportsmanship Coach!
Speaking of stupidity though, we would be remiss if we didn’t mention the Donkey from the TNT Tornados in Ontario. The yet to be named Donkey from the Tornados only punched a referee in the head! Cant wait until this shit head is named publicly!
Then we have Connor Neurauter. Now its bad enough that this shithead was convicted of a sex crime against a teenage girl. But the judge in his case has given this pervert a sentence of 90 days in jail, and he doesn’t have to serve it until May so it wont interfere with his class schedule!
Seriously? The Canadian Court system is an absolute embarrassment when it comes to protecting victims of sex crimes. Way to send a message to victims of these crimes everywhere.
Stick around everyone. We got more good stuff on the way.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.