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The Death Pool – Special Report – Bring Out Your Dead – 39 Teams Missing

Hey kids, thought I would drop this one on you before I head out to scout this weekend.  Yep, back on the road already and the season is officially in full swing.

There are 39 Tier III teams missing from the USAH Protected Lists!!!  39TEAMS MISSING!!!                    As of 2:00 PM Eastern on Wednesday.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with this time of year, its kind of like that arcade game where you have a club and the gopher heads pop up and you bash them to get points.  Something like this……

Its time to stop making excuses, stop delaying the inevitable, and bring out your dead!

So the last couple days there have been a bunch of league conference calls going on at the pay to play level.  Not the typical calls every league has, but the kind of calls where team owners are put on the spot and forced to say how many players they got signed.  Yeah, you know, kind of like an interrogation session.

The problem is, some teams are still lying. Ha Ha Ha  Man, you just got to love the ignorance and stupidity of some people!  Priceless!

So, we got a bunch of teams right now that could not play if they had to this weekend that are telling their leagues that they could play.  They think because their season doesn’t start for another week, or two or three that they will somehow find players to make it happen.  Yeah, and all 39 are chipping in to buy lottery tickets tonight too!

Keep your eyes open for all those disappearing teams, schedule changes and missing logos from websites.  Something tells me, or someone tells me it all picks up steam tomorrow.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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