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The Death Pool – Special Report – Cambridge Winterhawks And OHA Appear Headed To Court

Oh hell yeah.  There aint no type of fight better than a donkey fight boys!  Donkey A goes against Donkey B in a “Battle Royal”!  Cage match type shit. Ha Ha Ha

Well it looks like the owner, or former owner of the Cambridge Winterhawks, Joe Machado and the Ontario Hockey Association will end up duking it out in court.  Yep, both sides are now threatening legal action against the other!

Well my dad could kick the shit out of your dad.  Seriously.  Who is going to throw more money at this bullshit?

The dirt on Machado is coming out along with the dirt on the OHA.  Yep, turns out Machado has had some legal issues recently that involved some fines in the six digit range.  Not exactly pillar of the community shit there buddy.

Then again, the OHA is showing its ass too.  Seriously, if they think for a second that every Junior A team in Ontario is better than every GOJHL team then need to step away from the bong.

I don’t know who is dumber Machado or the OHA.

I’ll tell you who is super smart though.  That’s the freakin OJHL.  Yeah, they are letting the OHA take it in the chops and fight the fight to protect the OJHL as the only Junior A league in southern Ontario.  Seriously nice work on that strategy boys.

Brad Grant OHA Chairman is said to be preparing a defamation of character lawsuit.  That suit is based largely upon the following statement by Machado;

“you were able to witness how the OHA chairman, Brad Grant, took away your voice and your vote by unilaterally making decisions that do not serve the best interests of your hockey club and that of the OHA. His complete disregard for protocol and due process is in line with a governing model reminiscent of a dictatorship.”

Seriously?  Is that all it takes to get sued for Defamation in Canada?  If so, I would like to apologize to my father for calling him a dictator a few years ago and I hope the statute of limitations has run out.

I got to say though, on a slow day, this shit gives me a good laugh.  I mean because its all about the kids you know.  Its not business.  Its all just a game to give kids an opportunity.  Now if that aint some shit I don’t know what is.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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