Stand still boys. Legs a little further apart please. Now this swift kick in the balls is going to hurt a little, but you will learn from it. Ha Ha Ha
You think the O’Town Rebels and Almonte Sharpshooters are sitting around with some frozen pea’s on their sacks today? Hilarious!
I love this shit. Seriously, we are one week into spring, and already we got two fatalities! Lets be honest though, these two organizations were terminal for a while now.
Who the hell tries to run a Junior Team like some freakin high school hockey program? That includes traveling by school bus! Yeah, no shit mommies and daddies, a freakin school bus that looks like someone painted it with a brush and a can of Walmart paint!
So just in case you don’t know, traveling by school bus is not a junior hockey experience. Now, I can understand an emergency situation may require something other than a coach bus, but if you’re not traveling in a legit bus it aint junior hockey.
Strange how this happens to two teams in Ottawa huh? Strange too that both of these fantastic organizations were tossed from a prep league too. You think there might be something wrong with these shit shows?
Ohhhhhhhhh damn. Wait a minute, we got an urgent breaking news story concerning both of these high quality organizations….
Information being provided to TJHN is that both the O’Town Rebels and Almonte Sharpshooters are seeking to join the NCPHL and begin a Canadian Division!
If the shit show of the NCPHL didn’t just become more shitty, I don’t know how else you could describe it. I cant make this stuff up people. Seriously, even in my wildest dreams people couldn’t be more desperate to try to have a money making bullshit hockey program.
Stay tuned, keep your boots and raincoats ready because the shit storm is just beginning.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
