Ok kids, I had to get special permission from the boss to write this one. So with that permission, lets just let her rip huh?!
Hey OHL and hey Flint hockey fans, your Owner is a MORON! Your Owner should be removed from the league and never be allowed near a hockey rink again!
That’s right kids, after speaking to a few people in the know, once again, the Coaches were fired yesterday because the Owners kid wasn’t getting enough ice time!
The team was losing, but hey, its not a very good team. But the real reason John Gruden was gassed is the Owners kid wasn’t getting enough playing time. Gruden is not only a good guy, but a good coach, and make no mistake, this Flint team was better than last years Plymouth Whalers!
Rolf, oh Rolf. How do people like you make so much money while being so freakin stupid?! Ohhhhh yeah, you made your money in something other than hockey.
So how about this Rolf, how about you keep your stupid head out of the game, and send your kid to college now. Send him to school because there is no way in hell he is an NHL prospect. If you think he is, you need to step away from the bong there buddy because your high as a kite.
Oh snap, the OHL has a problem with it too! Hey Rolf, if you think David Branch gives two shits about you as an owner you need to think again. You can lose that franchise in a hot second and they will have a new owner lined up waiting to do things right.
Hmmmmm…. Want to make Major Junior hockey look like something to avoid? Just do what ever Flint does and you got a bunch of players who wont even consider it.
Speaking of considerations the OHL said the following;
It has come to the league’s attention that the Flint Firebirds ownership has once again made significant changes to their coaching staff. This change, the manner in which it occurred and the way it was communicated to the players and to the league is of great concern.
We have been in contact with the team captain and it is our intention to meet and communicate with all players and families in short order. The players and their playing experience is of the utmost importance to the league and we will continue to work to ensure that they are treated with respect.
It is the league’s intention to immediately review the actions of the Flint Firebirds before we determine the next steps we will take to address this situation.
Why would they want to talk to the team again if its just about wins and losses? Because the players may walk again! Because everyone knows its not just about wins and losses.
Got to tell ya, I am disappointed in Sergei Kharin, I met him a year ago, and I thought he had more sense than to work for someone like this.
Embarassing! That’s all this is. a top team in attendance has a moron driving the boat! Hey there Rolf, why not sick to the boats, and leave hockey to the people who know what the hell they are doing!
On another note, we will be sponsoring an Flint Tropics night and inviting Rolf Nilsen to come and wrestle a black bear fresh out of hibernation at the end of the season this year. All money raised from this promotion will be donated to Jackie Moon foundation.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
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