Clean up on aisle seven! We got a clean up on aisle seven people. Yes, someone shat themselves in the middle of the damn store. You know that store where you go to get all the invisible hockey players you were telling everyone you had signed to your roster.
Yep, those same ones that seem to disappear every year. Ohhhhhh shit, you never shopped there? Well it turns out there are only two locations, one in Ft. Wayne Indiana, and one in Marquette Michigan.
Both locations look like they share only one customer too. That customer is the ownership group of the twice folded Ft. Wayne Federals, and now the folded Marquette Royales.
Don’t remember the Deaderals? Ohhh shit, sorry I mean the Federals? They were the team that folded last year, and the team that folded the year before. You know, the same team where the coaches office was rumored to actually be in a freaking toilet stall! Seriously everyone, the coaches office was in a damn toilet!!!!
It is truly disappointing to see a once proud franchise get blown up. Yeah, even in the case of the Marquette Royales who had a reputation of bending people over first before giving them the first kiss.
So long Marquette. Sayonara, arrivederci, adios, and adieu! Yeah just get the f*4K out of here, how’s that?
Nice job on screwing the league on your way out the door boys. Nice job on screwing your partners three years in a row!!! That’s a record that will never be beat. Seriously, who the hell let these idiots have a seat at the league table anyway.
One train wreck down and more on the way. No sympathy here kids, these boys don’t even deserve it.
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
