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The Death Pool – Special Report – NA3AHL Loses One Already

You know, sometimes when you like what a league does, you really get behind them.  I mean seriously everyone, when are people going to learn that it is a really good idea to come out and address shit before it blows up in your face?

Like ooooohhhhhh say when you announce a team as being in your league and then the team mysteriously disafreakingpears.  Yeah you know, the sneaky kind of bullshit that always gets someone to write me a note and let me know what went down.

Well, the old Met League now known as the NA3AHL really isn’t changing too much I guess.  You would think under the new name and new structure, a class in crisis management might be in order?  Nah, just wing it boys, no one will notice!

So, lets all say a fond fare well to the Tier III NJ Titans formerly of the Met League, now formerly of the NA3AHL.  Yeah, that Titan aint much of a Titan now is he?

It gets better though.  Doing a little research about the old Met League and the teams, I come to find its all been erased from the old Met League site.  Yep, just like teams that left for the EHL and the Titans never existed.  Do you guys really think people are that stupid?

Someone needs to tell Mark Frankenfeld that its time to take these guys to a little business 101 training program.  This is down right embarrassing.

I got an idea, the next big announcement you guys make should be that you are deciding to start the season even later then usual because there aren’t enough players on everyone’s roster.  Oh shit, maybe the Fighting Moose starting their season two weeks after everyone else does has something to do with that?  Naaaaahhhhhh, probably just wanting to condense games.

Wait a minute, this league announced there would be 8 teams to start the season.  Or did they?  Another mystery of Tier III hockey I guess.  Maybeeeeee, just mayyyyybeeeeee this is the reason the NA3AHL was kept out of the merger of the NA3EHL teams into the NA3HL.  Anyone else finding it a little difficult to keep track of this alphabet soup shit?!

Or, maybe the NA3AHL is like my cousin Jeff.  I mean, Jeff is a member of the family and all but he is so stupid we are all glad he has a different last name and forgets to show up at family functions.  You know, like NA3AHL teams trying to sign players from NA3HL teams is like Jeff trying to ask his cousin out for a date kinda thing.  Just embarrassing for the family so we all kinda ignore him.

WOW, I love me some Tier III hockey!!!!!!  Stay tuned kids we are just warming up here…….

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening

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