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The Death Pool – Pay To Play Battles Turn Into War Including Fake Resumes

I love Monday mornings, don’t you moms and dads?  A new week begins, and we all get to look back on how the last weekend tryout went! lol

Yep, now the small recruiting battles turn into major wars.  That’s right everyone, all the NAHL camps are over, and now all those teams who said they were waiting on NAHL cuts are going to find out they are going to be waiting a long damn time!  Ha Ha Ha

That’s right dummies.  You are about to become the punch line to the annual joke of pay to play teams folding.  Honestly its my favorite joke, and it never gets old.  Kind of like watching RUDY over and over again.  You know what the outcome will be but you just have to watch it every time its on.

So yeah, I have been doing my undercover work the last few weeks.  You know, like sending out some fake resumes with some fake email addresses.

Meet Caseus Pulmentum

Caseus is from Rome, and has been playing over seas since he was five years old.  Now sixteen, he is looking to come to North America to play junior hockey.

Caseus is a good student, but hasn’t had a great amateur career in Europe.  He is also what most would call an “undersized” defenseman at 5’7″ and 150 lbs.

His father Bubulae Pulmentum, is pretty influential with the Roman Ice Hockey Federation, so that should help open a few doors.

Even though Caseus is undersized and coming from Europe, he has gotten fourteen offers to come and play in the United States!

Its too bad that Caseus Pulmentum is really Latin, when translated it means Cheese Soup, and Bubulae is really Beef Soup.  Ha Ha Ha

There is no Roman Ice Hockey Federation!!!  What a bunch of morons!!!!!

Look out for some cheese soup hitting the ice in your arena kids.  This kid is freakin hot!  Get it?!

Uh oh.  Got to run, I think we got us another one flat lining.  Check back soon and look for the next Black List on Thursday.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening

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