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The Death Pool – Special Report – NA3HL Loses Jersey Shore Willdcats

Ohhhhhh shit.  The NA3HL has now lost team number six.  Yep, the once mighty NA3HL at 48 teams is now down to 42 and there is no guarantee that more teams wont be folding up shop.

The “pipeline” to the NAHL has a serious freakin leak boys!  Ha Ha Ha  Someone get some duct tape to fix this shit!  Ha Ha Ha

That’s right.  Lots of rumors filtering in via email about players leaving teams at the holiday break.  Maybe, just maybe that absolute shit show you have been stuck on this year wont be back to start 2018!

So, the Jersey shore Wildcats are done.  Yep, one of the more competitive teams in the league is done.  Stick a fork in those cats!  Ha Ha Ha

The story is that the team had its membershit terminated by the league.  (yes, membershit was spelled correctly) Ha Ha Ha

Now, why the membershit was terminated should be interesting.  Rumor is that the team owed the league money.  Can you believe it?

So lets get this straight.  The team, one of the better teams in the league, owe money to the league, and when they don’t or cant pay, the league kicks them out.

But, when other absolutely shitty teams play with unsafe roster numbers, and players who are clearly not junior quality, are allowed to continue forward?!?!??

When the Wildcats are kicked out of the league, those players get screwed out of their money?  The good players are made into free agents and can sign anywhere, so they are going to good teams, and the shitty teams are not made any better?

Ok.  That’s cool.  I can read between the lines.

See, it you cant understand these examples and see that the NA3HL isn’t about the players, they are about the money, you really cant think too well.  Some NA3 teams are about helping players, but the “league” is a business, and this makes it pretty damn clear.

Oh I know all you NA3 parents are going to email and say how great your team is.  Those emails will represent about a dozen teams in the league.  That’s it.  Your super awesome team is not representative of the quality in the whole league.

But hey.  Lets all hope this new bullshit “Tier III A” proposed by the NAHL leaders who also run the NA3HL gets going next year!  Ohhhhhh hell yeah.

Nothing says success story like teams folding, the inability to collect money owed to the league you run, and the continuation of allowing sub standard products complete the season because they can pay the league bills.

But the United States sure needs more pay to play bullshit to sort out so lets let these guys just have another division to screw up.

I would like to thank all the great Tier III teams that fold each year for sponsoring the Death Pool.  Seriously, without you donkeys I would have a lot of time on my hands.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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