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The Death Pool – Special Report – NCPHL Train Wreck Expanding To A City Near You
Ahhhhh yes. The NCPHL. The junior league, (cough cough) or the league that would like to pretend it is a junior league, is expanding again ladies and gentlemen!
The shit show that could not get enough players to put nearly half their league on the ice last season is once again looking to expand. Yes indeed. If at first you don’t succeed, screw em once again to see if you can get away with it.
So yeah, we got more expansion in Canada with this shit show. Lets hear a big old nasty fart, I mean round of applause for the Chelsea (insert shitty name and logo here)! https://twitter.com/chelseajrhockey
Yep, the league that finished last season with 4 teams is attempting to get to 10 teams! Can you believe this shit? How are they going to do that? Great question.
Lets bring back the failed Lockport NY team from last year under a different name. Nope no one will catch that one.
Ohhhh shit, while we’re at it, lets bring back another failed shit show from last year under another new name. No chance that anyone will think we would do that with two teams!
Then, lets add some teams that were tossed from another league. Follow that up with adding a few more expansion teams in NY and we got ourselves the makings of an exceptional shit show for 2017.
Seriously kids, this could be a record setting shit show with this league. Where these dummies think they are going to find more than 200 players so desperate, or stupid enough to pay them when there are so many other options, I just don’t know.
There really cant be that many stupid and desperate people in the world can there? Shit, these donkeys make the boys in the “G” Show look like NHL master minds.
What the hell are the boys at AAU thinking? You want this representing AAU/UHU?
David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You