Hey Kids, we got us another one. Yep, the NorPac Hockey League’s Vancouver Vipers are done. Put a fork in em boys.
So after months and months of everyone talking about the Tier III player pool shortage, the Vipers in their infinite wisdom start the season with an astounding 0 win and 8 loss record. Whats funny is they listed more than enough players on their roster to compete, yet they were not even close to being competitive.
Then in an official statement the team says:
“Effective Immediately, Ft. Vancouver Vipers Hockey Club is ceasing all operations. Due to an insufficient amount of players & a recent increase in injuries, We are ceasing operations in the interests of maintaining the health and safety of players.
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
