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The Death Pool – Special Report – OJHL Cobourg Cougars Sexual Assault

Ok, now I am really getting pretty damn tired of wring about all these sick little bastards that think this kind of criminal act, or deplorable behavior is acceptable in society.

I cant even begin to count how many times over the last three and half years since we took TJHN over that we have written about you mentally twisted idiots.  Whats really messed up is that after todays story I have to follow another lead on allegations concerning a Tier III team in the Mid West.

But hey you Cobourg Cougars, who participated in the annual “Cobourg Cougars Classic” here’s hopping you all end up in jail for a very long time.  These sick little bastards even have a trophy for the event that’s for “Whoever hooked up with the most broads last night gets the cup”.

And if you are one of the idiots who participates in this kind of thing, how about using the hashtag #consentisoverrated, for the event!

This wasn’t just something that happened either.  This was planned and orchestrated in a way to achieve the desired results.

Ten players are involved in this one kids.  I wonder how proud the parents are that these kids were smart enough to pull off such an elaborate plan?  Yep, give those kids a scholarship.

The plan was to have a big party.  Roughly fifty people.  Get them to have a good time, and around 2:00 am get most of the other guys out of the house, and keep the selected girls in the house so they can have their way with them.  That’s not an accident kids, that’s a plan of attack!

So the league makes the following statement:

“The Ontario Junior Hockey League has been made aware of the OPP investigation involving players from the Cobourg Cougars, we have been in contact with the team and will fully co-operate with the authorities in their investigation,” the Ontario Junior Hockey League wrote in a statement on its website Wednesday afternoon.

The league “takes these matters very seriously” and will await the outcome of the investigation, the statement continued.

Due process, justice, and all the other crap a league, or a defendant can cite as to why this team has not been suspended immediately is nothing but a cover your ass policy.

Maybe a mandatory class on this stuff every year is over due.  Educate these dummies and let them in on a real zero tolerance policy.

How about you little dummies think about how sick this is.  You all want to talk about how tough and manly you are.  Well group sex with women against their will, with multiple men, isn’t manly.  Its really in the realm of homosexual activity.

Get a clue and get out of the game.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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