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The Death Pool – Special Report – Playing With 7 Skaters Should Get Team Buried By League

Hey kids!  Hope your Wednesday is going great!  I wanna thank all you tipsters out there who keep sending in game reports and photos!  If the leagues and teams wont police themselves, the Death Pool Mafia will make their issues public!

So, lets talk about the USPHL3 and the Frederick Freeze.  Yeah, its pretty much a joke, and has been since the start of the season.  The winless club is being outscored by a total of 47 to 11.  And it could have been a lot worse if the Hitmen wouldn’t have taken it easy on them over the weekend!

On Sunday October 18th though, against the Hitmen, the Frederick Freeze dressed a total of 7 skaters and 2 goalies!

You read that right kids, 7 skaters and 2 goalies!  Now who the hell calls that junior hockey?!  No one that has ever played the game that’s for sure.

The night before they played with 10 skaters and 2 goalies, but because they couldn’t control themselves as players, after getting their asses kicked, a brawl broke out at 16:38 of the third period.  What happens then?  Well a bunch of these “junior players” got suspended.

This is the Freeze bench from game 1;


Yeah you idiots, in case you didn’t know, there is no fighting in the USPHL.

But then, who the hell allows the Freeze to take the ice the next night with only 7 skaters?!  Who the hell is running this side show?  Imagine the above picture with three fewer players on the bench!  Yep, that says quality hockey and teaching good life lessons doesn’t it.

What a joke.  This team hasn’t played with more than 13 skaters all year, and it looks like some players have left the “team” if you can call it that.

Hey USPHL management, how about you start doing some managing and get side shows like this out of the league.  Stop embarrassing yourselves and devaluing every other franchise.

Nahhhhhh why bother.  The NHL is having great success with 3 on 3 over time, maybe the USPHL3 can just become the first 3 on 3 league! lol

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I salute You

*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events.  It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.

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