The Death Pool – Special Report – Remainder Of Varsity Season Cancelled After Hazing In Michigan
Hey Bobby, wanna tape my sack to that goal post and fire some frozen pucks at me? How about you shave my ass, cut the pockets out of my jeans, and I walk around backwards all day with no boxers on at school? How’s that sound for my “initiation”?
Nothing quite like a good old round of sniff my ass or eat my toe nails to bring the team together eh boys? Hell yeah, everyone loves this shit. Its tradition to humiliate people in public and in private. Like the dressing up in women’s clothing and going to Hooters hasn’t been over done?
So yeah, the Mid Michigan Strom Co-Op Boys Varsity High School team made up of players from small communities like Gladwin, Ogemaw Heights, Beaverton and Harrison is done for the year.
The hazing is alleged to have taken place December 19th, 2016 at the Gladwin Community Arena. The event is being seen as serious enough to warrant a criminal investigation. Yep, you little shit bags, someone may be getting s record over this.
But who is to blame? The adults involved in the program. Parents, Coaches, and anyone involved should have educated these kids enough so that this wouldn’t have taken place. Sure the kids did what they did, but it probably wouldn’t have happened if the adults had done their job in educating them.
So now, not only is the season cancelled, everyone on the team, even those not participating are under suspicion. Everyone will now have to explain what happened and in small towns this will be talked about for years.
Now, all the teams that had games remaining against this team have to reschedule games with those other teams effected. Some are going to have to spend more money that wasn’t budgeted for this season.
Ohhhhh shit, sorry, forgot to mention, the issue is serious enough so that the team may not be back for 2017. Yep, good stuff there. So kids who were looking forward to playing High School hockey now may not have a chance to do so because of some idiots.
In case people don’t get it, hazing is nothing more than bullying. Bullying damages people for life. Its been proven to push people beyond their coping skills in some cases resulting in suicides. This is a serious issue. Maybe, we need to do a little more educating of young athletes before we let them play?
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