The Death Pool – Special Report – SIJHL Player Arrested For Punching Coach

Sometimes, when you say “holy shit”, you say it as a joke, or you say it when something pretty remarkable happens.

But HOLY SHIT, when a player decides to punch a Head Coach in the face, the level of disbelief cant even be measured.  I am scratching my head and just thinking that this level of moronic behavior cant even be possible.

Say hello to Avery Siau.  The new poster child of stupidity in junior hockey.  The undersized scoring forward with a Napoleon Complex who has a real lack of self control.  The donkey who probably just threw away a chance to play NCAA D-3 hockey.

Here are some real nice details to make you think…..

So, this donkey was a player who wasn’t even dressed for the game on the night this assault took place.  Yeah, this player who punched the Head Coach of the opposing team was sitting in the freakin stands!

Why was he sitting in the stands?  Because this donkey was already serving a one game suspension!  Yes.  As if sitting in the stands doesn’t make you think about how to be a better team mate and help your team win.

Seriously, there is also some information out there that this kid had another altercation with a player who was actually playing in the game.  Ahhhhhh yes.

Where the hell do kids get the idea that this kind of behavior is acceptable?  That’s a real question someone needs to answer.

The SIJHL in all of their wisdom has suspended the 20 year old for 25 games.  Yeah, great job SIJHL league officials.  The kids career is over.  He ages out of junior and you give him a suspension that can not be served?

Your 25 game suspension is meaningless and doesn’t send any message to anyone in the game.  How about getting Hockey Canada to impose a lifetime ban?  Where are your balls?

Leadership.  The SIJHL and Avery Siau’s parents need to look up the definition of LEADERSHIP.  Its pretty clear neither have an understanding of the word right now.

See you in court on Friday tough guy.

David Wagner – The Angel Of Death – For Those Who Live Stupidly I Salute You!
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