Hey kids, hope everyone is enjoying the last few days of summer vacation! Nothing quite like sitting around with family having a nice cookout to end the summer.
Speaking of cookouts, it looks like the Soo Firehawks are well done. Yep, you can stick a fork in those birds kids. Finger lickin good! Ha Ha Ha
Who wants a wing? Ha Ha Ha
Man I could go on and on with the jokes over this one. Speaking of jokes, what exactly is a “Firehawk” anyway? Must be some type of mythical creature.
The history of this team is hilarious though. You only have to go back a few years to the old Great Lakes Junior Hockey League to remember how this team told USA Hockey they were going to play in another Michigan city while they will building a locker room in the Soo! They got caught, and all of a sudden the GLJHL was split and the MWJHL was formed.
Now that’s how you start an organization!
Of course though, it sure isn’t the teams fault they are done. Definitely has nothing to do with not having enough players. Definitely has nothing to do with a complete lack of scouting and recruiting this year. I am sure it must be the fault to the arena and the bus company. Ohhhhhh snap, never mind, that excuse has been used so many times they sure wouldn’t think about using that one. Or would they?
I wonder who could be dropping next?! Don’t worry kids, plugs are being pulled, and the bodies will be stacking up over the next few days and weeks.
So everyone grab your favorite dipping sauce and grab yourself a breast or a leg. We got us one done bird. Now where did I put that potato salad?
*The Death Pool is a mix of comedy, and satire in connection with recent events. It is not an official report of current events although it may look as though the news is so accurate that it could one day happen or may be happening.
